No One Forced You To Get Married
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That moment when nothing you ever do is right and good enough for your family and your whole family makes fun of you for everything you do but they stop you from committing suicide only to make fun of you for it, and continue to torment you soon after as well as tell you you need to be locked away forever in an insane asylum just bc you don’t convey your emotions in the way they want you therefore you’re an over dramatic psychopath. And you cry yourself to sleep every night and you feel human emotions and you feel empathy and sympathy but your family only ever makes fun of you and never talks to you or spends time with you so they wouldn’t know. And they hate you for no other reason and continuously bring up your height, and ex over and over to make you feel awful about yourself as we’ll as your emotions and looks and every time you cry it’s always in public bc they want to tell their insults at you in public and now you have strangers giving you sneers for not taking the torment but you deal with this everyday and no one can help you so you resort to Tumblr to make long posts that are grammatically incorrect. And the only thing that keeps you going in the pact you made with a friend to not kill or cut yourself. And the one and only loving mother that would protect you and stand up for you has been dead for a year and in that year the bullying has become worse so now all you do is sit in fear in your room and cry or be angry and every time you come out the first thing you hear is your brother telling you to fuck off but you need water bc your thirsty but he blocks you from the kitchen and starts telling you you’re stupid and annoying and you should die and he starts tell you how he’s gonna kill or get rid of you so his world will be better and your sister tell your how awful of a human you are for making mistakes while your father laughs and observes and makes fun of you as well. Did I mention that they also make fun of you for crying because that’s not a normal behavior and you should be submissive when you’re nothing but a loser and a psychopath that deserves to be left in a room by yourself until your death.
Yeah, I’m the psychopath.
Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight
Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy
Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.
Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.
oh… the tea is hot
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”
It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.
I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I want to make designs out of these.
omg the last one
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date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
ANYBODY PLS I POINT OUT A LOT OF THINGS MID-SENTENCE ANYONE
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From @big_bunny_lemon: “Our perfect companion never had fewer then four feet”.-Colette 🍋 #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2kzOudN ]
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This is everything.
I want to one day find out that alt_melania was run by actual Melania
This is glorious
👏🏼 where👏🏼 is 👏🏼 the👏🏼 lie👏🏼
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